Anyone Else Get Crazy Skype Invites?

As a
sample of my most recent contact - where out of respect for privacy, I will
delete identifiable parts of names, except for the one who is a General Cock...
he has to stay.
Here’s
a few delights, including typos, text-over-runs, etc, to share:- Hello sweet, what an interesting profile of yours, I am General Smith I respect people with self esteem I am a caring, loving and easy going person that has a lot of love and care to give. I am looking for a lady who is importantly a down to heart, who is hones
- Hell dear, How are you doing? Can i steal your smile for a minute?
- Enter a message to introduce yourself. Hello friend, I'm Brig Gen. Steven, from the United States Army general in war peace keeping assignment, How are you doing today? I hope everything is well, Well, i saw your profile reading great. So i want us to be good an
- hello pretty, hi i like your picture you look nice, i am single and i am new in this site, i was married before but my wife is dead and i am left with my little daughter whom is in USA under the care of a nanny. i am 49 years and i wish to have a good relationship with a w
- Hello dear how are you doing.Well am Gen. caldwell, from U.S, i am presently serving as the commander general here in Afghanistan with the United Nation Army.
- hello friend are you doing you today i
hope you are fine am general cock
you nice meeting you if you don;t
mind can we talk ?
I
presume everyone is getting these messages, and while I typically block every
one of them – is it some sort of a scam?
Just
uncovered a bunch more invites today and thought it was worth a share, and
maybe a giggle.
Yours,
without the bollocks
Andrea
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