Conan, Jay Leno, Dave Letterman... they’re all shit!!!

Oh terrific, Conan is back from the wilderness and doing another late night show - AWESOME. So it’s back to what it was and once again we have Letterman, Leno or Conan to choose from. Well I choose sleep because when faced with American late night shows, I’d rather slash my wrists than waste another second of my life on them. Isn’t anyone else tired of the shit?

I mean they stand on stage and talk bollocks for too long AND they’re not even funny - not forgeting the drum roles and cymbal crashes PUUUURLEASE!!! All the while promoting these fantastic guests that are coming on, and about 10 ad breaks later, the reason you watched the show in the first place appears for about 10 seconds of nothingness and then you’ve got another 10 ad breaks before anyone else interesting appears.

I don’t think I’m much of a fan to be honest....

Yours, without the bollocks

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